When the Picture Captions write themselves...

Well, I'll write some anyway.


Oh, it is to dream. Next up, I suggest they rev up the jet engine and have Karl pose by the intake.


"Yessir, ol' Bill is gonna have sex with someone he loves tonight. Tonight's Talking Points Memo, "don't forget to pick up some c-cells". "


John Kerry points Bush in the direction of the sunset as the latter was unsure which direction it was before he rode off.


Mrs. Go Fuck Yourself, valiantly defends her daughter by making sure each and every American knows that she is a L-E-S-B-I-A-N. Throughout the GOP base in the South, Bush supporters are heard to mutter, "Their daughter is an actress?"


4:45 p.m., time for Karen Hughes to give the Preznit his feeding. Today, Karen cracked walnuts for Bush, with her bare hands.


"See that guy right over there Mr. Preznit? Next week he's the guy we will say is Al-Zarqawi when we show him in a cage. "


The Bush twins respond to Bill O'Reilly's request for their phone number if he ever just needs to "talk to them"?