In All fairness its very hard to hit a moving stick

Man Coulter runs like a ninny away from two pie-wielding assailants.

Coulter, thanks to "cat-quick" reflexes aided by cloven hooves, ducked an assailant.

If you look closely her adam's apple twitches.

Now if Coulter had been hit by a pie, would it be her only pie? Much as if she was attacked by a beaver?