We'll Always have Paragraph 81

O'Reilly and Macris settle, so I guess the audio tapes will not be played.

Too bad.

Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to settle for this:

"81. During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY'S sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed."