Florida, Already Fucked Up

Getting the Election off to a predictable start:

About 13,000 ballots were removed from an early-voting site in Daytona Beach, Fla., Monday and rushed to a secure vault in Deland after an optical scan machine failed, according to Local 6 News.

Local 6 News has learned that a memory card, on the machine failed and all 13,000 votes must be recounted.

Thanks to Jesse at Pandagon.

In 2006, Floridians, remember to try to vote Jeb out of office -- IF HE WILL LET YOU!.

This is important for three reasons.

1. So your state can stop being a joke.
2. So God steps sending you messages.
3. To prevent the next Bush from running in 2008.