Chimpy Goes to Canada

In a desperate attempt to repair relations with the country that should be our best friend, 'Dear Leader' heads to the Great White North. I believe the other purposes were to try to break the impasse in the NHL lock-out, and pick up some discount zoloft for Pickles.


"Hoser? What's a hoser?" By the way, now that the campaign is over, Bush isn't even trying to hide the wire anymore.


Doright & Dowrong. For the most part it went well, until Bush tried to make the mountie laugh, only to be reminded you do that in London, not Ottawa.


"This is okay and all, but where is the exhibit of 'Dogs playin' Poker'?"


Bush has a sit down photo op with Canadian Opposition Leader (they'd be the conservatives) Stephen Harper. Sadly for Canadians, Mr. Harper only has 84% of the value of George Bush, which frankly doesn't even seem possible.


The President visits an advanced science lab in Gatineau, Quebec, where he uses the equipment necessary to review his approval ratings in Canada.


Brainlock, actual footage.


"Where is this North Dakota of which he speaks?"