Things I have Learned from ESPN Commercials...

1. Young men from the South can apparently call their father "Daddy" and it is not considered icky.

2. "Second place is just the first loser."

3. He did not mean to wreck him, he just meant to rattle his cage a little.

4. If you are a NASCAR Legend, it is okay to look like a 1970s gay porn star right up until the 21st Century.

Thank you world wide leader.

Boo-yah.