A True Hero of 9/11 -- "I'm Ready for my Medal Mr. President"

The NY Times, a recent target of uber Josh for its flatulant Kerik coverage, finally reveals a golden nugget (buried naturally) of just how heroic Kerik was in the wake of 9/11.

It was, to Bernie Kerik -- designated hero of 9/11 -- a chance for some prime pooty-tang. Behold the hero:

Mr. Kerik has had to answer questions about...his use of an apartment, donated as a resting spot for police officers at ground zero, where he conducted an affair with his book publisher, according to someone who discussed the relationship with him.

So Kerik was HOARDING a donated apartment for the use of all police officers to rest to use as a place to shag super-hypocritical sex-kitten Judith Regan and another woman all while married!

I imagine the Freepers are ready with the "not as bad as Clinton" card right?

I think that Bush might as well go ahead and nominate Andrew Dice Clay for DHS -- I'm pretty sure the latter could use a job.