A Special Message to the Fox Network

I know many of you don't give a rip about football. That's fine.

Attaturk admits he's a fan, foolish or not.

Yesterday, it's true that Randy Moss did something silly and pretended to moon some Packer fans that were razzing him. It was childish and silly, but I do not believe that anyone was either killed, raped, or otherwise assaulted. The FOX crew calling the game and the folks back at the studio were positively apoplectic that such shenanigans should be allowed to be broadcast upon Rupert's incredible network blowtorch.

Surely, the good name of the FOX Television Network has been besmirched by such a pretend "mooning"!

Shame on you Randy, Shame! Shame! Shame!