Here's an Idea, oh and Photocaptions

You know all this global warming is taking the drama out of Groundhog Day -- tonight perhaps when not engaging in malaprops, The Chimperor will propose moving Groundhog day to January 2nd and call it "The National Holiday Restructuring Act", but knowing him he'll just be sensitive and propose combining it with M.L. King Day.


I submit the Pope, he got the Bird flu. However, the Vatican did have one bit of good news, his Holiness had won this year's "Peter Boyle Lookalike" contest.


Looks like Ann Coulter picked the wrong time to visit Vancouver.


True, it seems sad that Bush needs to have his intro on a teleprompter, but left to his own devices Dear Leader would start out his speech, "Dear Bitches..."


Forget being Secretary of State, Condi's biggest task will be filling in for Oprah.


The changes over the world the last dozen plus years are in evidence, as Messengill films a disposable douche commercial in red square.


"The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein Iran recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he Iran has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. Saddam Hussein The Iranian government has not credibly explained these activities. He They clearly has have much to hide.

The dictator of Iraq government of Iran is not disarming. To the contrary, he is they are deceiving."