Thursday, February 10, 2005

Searching the Nations Stripclubs and Divebars

Talon News, ladies and gentlemen, looking for a new White House News Ho...

We are currently evaluating candidates to fill this critical assignment, and anticipate minimal interruption of Talon's coverage of our nation's capitol and the White House in the meantime.


Possible candidates:

Peter North?

Deuce Bigalow?

Julian Kay?

My money-shot is on somebody else though...he even has the proper poses down.


Ron Jeremy

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