Hi, I'm Richard Cohen

And I might as well be a Republican:

The best thing Patrick Fitzgerald could do for his country is get out of Washington, return to Chicago and prosecute some real criminals. As it is, all he has done so far is send Judith Miller of the New York Times to jail and repeatedly haul this or that administration high official before a grand jury, investigating a crime that probably wasn't one in the first place but that now, as is often the case, might have metastasized into some sort of coverup -- but, again, of nothing much. Go home, Pat...

Of course...

...I have no idea what Fitzgerald will do. My own diligent efforts to find out anything have come to naught.

Richard Cohen, good thing he wasn't in charge of the Tate-Folger murder case.