Thursday, October 13, 2005

A preview of workin' blue

Okay, the indomitable Watertiger pretty much cornered the stretch mark joke market with this, but there are so many jokes one can consumate about this scenario:

(photo via AP)

The father's name is JIM BOB Duggar. That's right "Jim Bob", and I'm not going to do ANY research before saying this (like Jonah Goldberg) but I'm betting ol' Jim Bob is an evangelical, born-again Family Research Council type -- a true blue deep red state Republican.

Having done some the least surprising development since George Bush appointed a crony, I was right -- actually I was "fucking" right.

Jim Bob Duggar, who sells real estate, previously lost his bid for the U.S. Senate. He said he expects to run for the state Senate next year but isn't ready to make a formal announcement.

Michelle Duggar, 39, had her first child at age 21, four years after the couple married.

Their children include two sets of twins, and each child has a name beginning with the letter "J": Joshua, 17; John David, 15; Janna, 15; Jill, 14; Jessa, 12; Jinger, 11; Joseph, 10; Josiah, 9; Joy-Anna, 8; Jeremiah, 6; Jedidiah, 6; Jason, 5; James, 4; Justin, 2; Jackson Levi, 1; and now Johannah.

Jim Bob apparently plans on getting himself elected by repeatedly stuffing the ballot box so to speak. At this rate, it soon will be "Bobo's World".

Given the theme here, I believe the Duggers will, and should, call their 17th child JISM.

That's right...

Jism Bob Duggar!

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