You people are Lucky

I was going to do a parody of Liz Phair's "Flower" starring Dear Leader, Pickles, Condi, Peggy Noonan, Harriet "XXXOOO" Miers, and of course, Rick Santorum. However, I decided it was too obscure to alter -- though not too dirty. Click on the link and you'll see why.

I suppose the other reason for not doing so is that there is not enough brain bleach in the world to recover from the images it could have conjured. Some of you want to keep your breakfasts down.

Nonetheless, I think you'll see that the lyrics do have a lot of promise applied to this Administration. Maybe when we unveil "Rising Hegemon:After Dark" we'll put it together for you.