Jealous?

Not able to single handedly lower oil prices, save Christmas, or wipe his own ass, Michael Reagan - already famous for having his father feign memory loss in order to avoid talking to him -- decides that he must get some attention.

Why couldn't Jane Wyman have continued to beat him with a bottle?

Michael Reagan, son of the late President Ronald Reagan, is blasting Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean for declaring that the U.S. won't be able to win the war in Iraq, saying Dean ought to be "hung for treason."

"Howard Dean should be arrested and hung for treason or put in a hole until the end of the Iraq war!" Reagan told his Radio America audience on Monday.

Reagan was reacting to Dean's comments earlier in the day, when the top Democrat said that the "idea that we're going to win the war in Iraq is an idea which is just plain wrong."

Glad to see that the level of discourse has improved. Glad that I, Atta J. Turk, could raise it back.