Apparently, I have to change my technique...

All these years, I've figured the ladies like it when you treat them as human beings, have a sense of humor - especially about yourself, and engage them intellectually.

But perhaps I was wrong.

I mean certainly they weren't paid to be there?

Wing Bowl contestant Joey Chestnut, center, from San Jose Calif., competes during 14th annual Wing Bowl eating contest in Philadelphia, as Wingettes cheer him on. Chestnut consumed 173 chicken wings to take the title. (AP Photo/Joseph Kaczmarek)


I think now is the time to say...

GOD BLESS AMERICA!