Her Pretty Mind was on hydrolic fluid

Some people may have wondered why Babs "They've never had it so good" Bush wasn't at the Corretta Scott King service on Wednesday. Well, it turns out, like Dick Cheney she had other important priorities:

Former First Lady Barbara Bush said that while she'd "likely never" rent a hydraulic lift, she and her husband--former U.S. president George Bush--were probably "your biggest clients" for event rental because "my husband loves to give parties!" She made her remarks yesterday morning as the keynote speaker at the opening of the Rental Show exhibits in Orlando, Fla.

Mrs. Bush noted that she and her husband have rented "your linens, glasses and dishes, and oh, the tents we have rented!" She told the tent renters in the audience, "We put your children through college."

Former First Lady Barbara Bush jokes about her support of the party rental industry.

What a horrid person.