Enjoy the Summer of Discontent

Dicky Cohen isn't the only individual living in irreality, he just lives in a protective bubble.

The American soldiers trapped in Iraq via Operation Clusterfuck II, Prelude to Even Worse, have no such good fortune. They get to live in reality, and reality sucks ... 2,426 dead (plus nearly 18,000 wounded) and counting.

And now, courtesy of RummyTech Enterprises comes this, perfect for Iraqi Summers.

Not Dick Cheney's Biosuit

American troops have complained that a new armoured body suit designed to be worn in Iraq makes them look "goofy".

The water-cooled "alien spacesuits" are being handed out to turret gunners in their notoriously vulnerable Humvee vehicles.