So, he lives in Tallahassee

Apparently, Byron York had an interesting time in Vegas -- even if nobody wanted to touch him. He clearly touched himself.

Sadly, he also set off a nasty incident upon arrival in Tallahassee, Florida.

"Byron's Butt Rub sets off Terror Alarms!"

(P.S. in addition to not signing a blog integrity petition, I will certainly not sign a blog maturity petition)