Ludicrous Statement of the Day

On a day where the annual Iowa Straw Fraud occurred for the GOP as a way to bamboozle millions of dollars into the State Party saw the number of voters decrease by 60% from the last contested election for the GOP in 2000...and after he personally spent, rumor has it at least $6 million in Iowa (so far, $2 million EXCLUSIVELY on the Straw Poll) to get 4,500 votes (That's more than $1,300 a vote) Williard (why do I keep typing William?) M. Romney stepped up to the microphone and said this:

“It feels great to win. It’s a warm one. But if you thought it was hot, it felt cool to me to win.” Romney said the victory shows he can win “purple states” like Iowa.

Especially when three major candidates don't try.

Oh well, it doesn't matter. Hugh Hewitt still ran around his living room naked, whooping, and twirling his underwear over his head. So just another Saturday night.