Friday, November 09, 2007

Absolute Assholery

Triple Strength Edition:
1. Is there a man (no, is there a person) alive more suffused with self pity than Clarence Thomas? Jerk.
2. Following up on what The Fez says, um, David Brooks? That ship has sailed. Republicanism = Racism. What your hero Ronnie Reagan started in Philadelphia, Mississippi your boyfriend Bush finished in New Orleans, Louisiana. Enjoy your irrelevancy for the rest of my lifetime. And thanks for 2006, 2007, and 2008, Asshole.
3. Are there any three words sweeter than these: Kerik to Surrender. Bada bing!

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