New Battle Hymn of the Republic (Revised)

By Julia Ward Malkin:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the everlasting War:
We are trampling out the Muslims in a country that will let us waterboard;

Bush hath loosed the fateful bloggers to proclaim his decomposing gourd:
His lies are wanking on.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, what's it to ya?

Bush and Cheney are our rul-ahs!
Russert, O'Reilly, tell it to ya'

The War forever marches on.


In the donated BushCo ranch in Texas where our sovereign Bush retreats,

With a chubby in his codpiece that endangers you and me,

As Jesus died to make the Decider, we must die for Richard B. Cheney,
While Bush is wanking on.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, what's it to ya?

Bush and Cheney are our rul-ahs!
Russert, O'Reilly, tell it to ya'

The War forever marches on.