The first sentence lets you know

You'd rather engage in self-performed root canal than read further:

Maureen Dowd: The debate dominatrix knows how to rattle Obambi.

I read no further, I know how it goes.

In a nation that pays David Brooks, Charles Krauthammer, Michelle Malkin, and the Doughy Pantload to abuse the English Language and all proper forms of logic once or twice a week, she still may be the worst columnist on earth.

Of course, I haven't read Friedman's column today so...