How do these idiots get, let alone keep their jobs?

Someone stop passing the bong to Richard Cohen, he's a mean high.

Obama represents a constituency that holds that much of the world's troubles are caused by the United States and can be rectified by a president who is alert to cultural nuance and can be a keen listener. This is the world according to Oprah Winfrey.

In one paragraph and three sentences, he manages to factually slur Obama, Oprah, and - according to Gallup - two-thirds of the country with the tired old FoxNews toss-away of Democrats being "America Haters".

Truly living up to his moniker of "America's Concern Troll".