One toke over the line

I really have to credit Bill Kristol, for being transcendentally wankerish across various mediums. It really is a notable accomplishment. Matching Bill O'Reilly's ability to be a douche on TV, Radio, and newspaper.

And to think they are both stars in the FoxNews firmament.

Obama took Bush to be alluding to Obama’s willingness to meet, without preconditions, with Iran and North Korea, and attacked Bush. The conventional view in Washington is that Obama was smart to pick a fight with the unpopular Bush. And when McCain intervened, Obama was able to attack Bush and McCain in the same breath. But over the longer term, it can’t be in Obama’s interest to divert voters from a focus on gas prices or health care to the question of what he hopes to achieve by negotiating with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Well, that's your opinion asshole. I'm sure that jaw jaw being better than war war, the Churchill quote Kristol-types always forget while tonguing random bulldogs because of their resemblance to "Winny" has no popularity when compared to "Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran". And again, enough with the lying scumbaggery about Ahmadinejad, the leader of Iran is named Ali Khamenei -- which is why he is called "Supreme Leader Khamenei". I bet if you asked Kristol who the "Supreme Leader" of Iran is he'd get the answer wrong.

And the wankery doesn't end there:

On Thursday, the California Supreme Court did precisely what much of the American public doesn’t want judges doing: it made social policy from the bench. With a 4-to-3 majority, the judges chose not to defer to a ballot initiative approved by 61 percent of California voters eight years ago...

Yeah, and Obama said he's cool with it. But Bill, you know who else is cool with it? California's Republican Governor, Ahhhhhh-nold.

If you think the Democrats are going to lose California this year Bill, then your hypocrisy over medical marijuana is showing.

Of course, the underlying premise of Kristol's article is that the GOP brand is a disaster...apparently because those idiots listened to douchebags like Bill Kristol. So, thankfully Bill Kristol has some helpful advice for how fine things actually are for John McCain.