Unintentional Comedy

The thing about Bobo Brooks is, he can be as laughably wrong as Bill Kristol, but he manages not to outright lie. You see, Bill, that's how the pros do it.

McCain has been in Congress for decades, but he has remained a national rather than a parochial politician. The main axis in his mind is not between Republican and Democrat. It’s between narrow interest and patriotic service. And so it is characteristic that he would oppose a bill that benefits the particular at the expense of the general.

Yeah, he's never cut favorable land deals for parochial supporters, he's never kissed up to special interests, he's never cut corners on ethical behavior, he's never engaged in practices unbecoming a Senator, he's never been in favor of wasteful government spending.

WHAT-EV-AH!