M-O-R-(A)-N cont.

I haven't paid attention to "The Corner of Assholery Street & Various Types of Squash Avenue" lately and my life has been better for it.

But this from the Doughy Pantload cannot be passed up:

As scary as a Deval Patrick appointment as AG would be (I've long thought he would be Obama's likely choice), the suggestion that John Edwards would be even considered for Attorney General is horrifying. I really can't think of any mainstream political figure more inappropriate for that job than Edwards.

Leaving out the dubious proposition of the words "think" being associated with Jonah Goldberg, apparently the name Alberto Gonzales has already been deleted from history by the Winston Smith of Pantload's mind.