BoBo Bizzaro Deluxe

Ok, I have serious disagreements with many commentators... I await the day when Chris Matthews' pops or when Tucker Carlson starts laughing at himself over the insanity of his comments.  And I am sure we all look forward to the day when the incredibly dark dye in Cal Thomas' hair explodes.

But today Bobo Brooks has a bizzare rant that just seems like a case of crying out for help.  Please someone get him his meds.  What is he trying to say here?  Really?  I do want to know.  What?