Consider the George Lucas Method of Movie Making

1. Spew generic bastardized Joseph Campbell theme.

2. Proclaim some opaque simplified form of evil, say it's power should not be underestimated.

3. Make sex incredibly creepy (for example "sex with sister/brother?" or "sex with recently met 9-year old?" and finally "It'll KILL YA!")

4. You can never have enough *PEW* *PEW* *PEW*!!!

5. Shit blows up.

6. Directing style consists of "Pout, Pretty Boy, Pout!!!"

7. Re-emphasize bullshit point #1

8. That scene doesn't make sense, but think of the mass market gaming opportunities!

9. Plush Toys, this film needs more PLUSH TOYS and stereotypes!!!

10. More shit blows up -- even bigger.

11. PROFIT!!!!


Now, replace Joseph Campbell with Ayn Rand and you have your modern conservative blogosphere.