Tuesday, March 31, 2009

For those of you looking to modify your diminishing stock portfolio

Kendra Wilkinson (who is what, Carmen Electra for those too poor to like Carmen Electra as a poor man's, uh, Sandra Day O'Connor?) is truly going to make a difference:

"I'm coming out with my own stripper pole."


Which, I guess, is lucky because Glenn Beck has decided come out with his own paper currency.

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