Shorter John McCain: "Well, she is kind of fat"

Father of the year:

“What do you think of Meghan’s feud with Coulter and Ingraham?” McCain first said, “I’m proud of my daughter and she has a right to her opinions.” When asked if he agrees with his daughter, McCain did not say, simply stating, “like any family we agree on some things and disagree on others”

"Meghan, I'm never going to enter you in any wet t-shirt contests until you drop a few."

(pic from here)