Happy Chimpiversary

(To Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)

It was six sad years ago today,
Chimpy said Saddam he had to pay
They've been bombing rubble to a pile

Conservatives raised more than smiles.
So may I introduce to you
The act you've put up with for years,
Commander Codpiece’s fucked up war.

It’s Commander Codpiece’s fucked up war,
Hope Hannity enjoyed the show,
It’s Commander Codpiece’s fucked up war,
Sit back and watch the blowback grow.
It’s Codpieces sucking, Never ending fucking,
Everlasting trumped up stupid war.

It's just great to invade here,

This flightsuit makes a thrill.
You're such a captive audience,
But please do not come home with us,

Please don’t follow us home.

Didn't really want to stop the war,
And maybe I did lose to Al Gore,
But the Preznits going to drop the bombs,

And you really just have to go along.
So let me introduce to you
The War that’s lasted for Six Years
And Commander Codpiece’s fucked up War!