Here's a suggestion, how about these instead?

Manchester United Jerseys.

Fuckers:

Insurance giant American International Group, which has received $170 billion in funds from the government to stay afloat, will award about $165 million in employee bonuses. The U.S. government has an 80 percent ownership stake in the company. Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner had urged AIG’s chief Edward Liddy to renegotiate the payments, but Liddy said he had “grave concerns” about the impact on the firm’s ability to retain talented staff.

I'd say "how talented can your staff be?", but then again, this global ponzi scheme has managed to blackmail the American taxpayer out of $170 billion.