This story will make freeper heads explode

If they are able to figure it out, it's like a chinese puzzle box (okay, yes, that is an awkward analogy):

"Iron Chef America" star Cat Cora (l) and her wife Jennifer Cora (r) are both pregnant, she announced. Both are expecting boys, which will double their brood. They are already parents to older boys, Caje, 22 months and Zoran, 5, from the same donor as the two who are coming.

Speaking of awkward phrasing.