"No he isn't, he's a very naughty boy."

I do believe we've found the GOP's VP Candidate for 2012.

A man [on EBay] is selling a 1990 E-Class Mercedes, complete with CD player and sun roof, for $100,000 or more. He’s hoping that the fact that the car is owned by Christ’s grandson will push the price up

And, of course, it's a Mercedes Benz which I'm sure would be the car of choice of any person of Jewish descent (even more than a Ford).