Write-Ins

I vote in a few hours. For mayor, I'm voting this guy.

I also need to chuck my lame, craven, near-illiterate city council representative. But as there's no way I'll vote for the Republican (who, astoundingly, seems even more lame, craven, and illiterate than my current representative), I need a write-in. I briefly considered Steve Simels, but what with his other commitments, he's pretty busy. I'm coming up blank on this one, so please put your suggestions for said write-in in comments. Thank you.