All the rumors about our fair state

Iowa is that the same-named University of Iowa (disclosure Atta J. Turk, earned his star-centered Podiatry ... or some related professional degree there and learned how to speak of himself in the 3rd person) football program is about to suspend a healthy portion of the football team.

Apparently they were partying with Miley Cyrus too much.

Usually mass suspensions in the Big-10 have been related to various basketball programs, especially Minnesotas.

But given Iowa has just been placed in the ridiculously named "Legends" division it appears that several are about to enter into that category. [Note: as opposed to the laughably named "Leaders" division -- wtf, how much was the focus-group smoking? Did they borrow those idiots from the Dominos ads?]