Saturday, August 20, 2011

The Fox News audience

Hey, by this "logic" shouldn't we be arming against the rapture?

...more than six times as many respondents (19 percent to 3 percent) said we should focus on building weapons to kill aliens before curbing greenhouse gases. Watch a compilation


And we're not talking non-Citizen alien, we're talking E.T..

7 comments:

MarkC said...

If you don't believe in evolution or climate change, you've ditched empiricism, and reality is really pretty much a free for all.

Alien attacks? Why not?

StonyPillow said...

Damn. So the invasion of Valinor by the Fox family is off.

Barleyman Butterbur said...

Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror

pansypoo said...

why would intelligent life-forms come here?

Montag said...

Oh, this is just the Repugs' secret plan to prove to extraterrestrials that we aren't nearly as advanced as we seem, and to therefore convince the aliens to pass us by for another few thousand years.

After which, we will have ceased to exist, thus solving the problem of intelligent life on this planet having to resist an alien takeover.

It's all part of the plan, doncha know?

Anonymous said...

Alien is just a code word for democrat, doncha know?
vox

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

we're talking E.T...

Well, sure. E.T. was one of them touchy-feely commie types...
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