Sunday, January 01, 2012

Go Frothy

Santorum just compared himself to a turtle...which should make you wonder about "Senator Man on Dog" but something interesting...if rather off-putting...is oozing forth:
...the four-day results don’t reflect just how quickly momentum is shifting in a race that has remained highly fluid for months. If the final two days of polling are considered separately, Santorum rises to second place, with 21 percent, pushing Paul to third, at 18 percent. Romney remains the same, at 24 percent.
Why is everything about Santorum a double-entendre?

5 comments:

StonyPillow said...

Fear not -- Rule 34 to the rescue.

I just knew Santorum would squeeze through in the end. Santorumentum!

Montag said...

Hey, it was the Repugs that brought box turtles into it....

Anonymous said...

Is he related to that Australian turtle that breathes through its ass?

pansypoo said...

i suppose he thinks obama is the rabbit.

Ohsusannah said...

Santorum? A turtle? Yep.

An old rancher is talking about politics with a young man from the city. He compares a politician to a "post turtle". The young man asks him what a post turtle is.

The old man says, "When you're driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get up there by himself. He doesn't belong there; he can't get anything done while he's up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing down."