Rising Hegemon
“I’m an amateur paleontologist,” Gingrich said. “I spend a lot of time looking at the Earth’s temperature for a very long time. I’m a lot harder to convince than just looking at a computer model.”Actual paleontologists, you know, those who are not just interested in dinosaurs as "Jesus Horses", strongly disagree.
Would someone have been there to ask the "Amateur Paleontologist" about evolution.
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Newticles has more gas in him than the Marcellus Shale.
He's become so accustomed to not having his bullshit challenged that it's encouraged him to be ever more outrageous, as if he's taunting the press.
He's still a prime candidate for the first example of documented spontaneous human combustion. He's already a flaming asshole.
“I’m an amateur paleontologist,”
Bitch, don't quit your day job.
~ Harry R. Sohl
Maybe he meant he was an amateur Palin-T-Party-ologist.
I think what Newt meant to say was:
"I’m an amateur proctologist."
"I spend a lot of time taking my own temperature, using my thumb as a rectal thermometer."
"I get a lot harder when Wife Number Three's back is turned, and I can start researching my next bimbo-op."
bet it was a word of the day last week.
yeah yeah, that's the ticket.
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