Sarah Palin is writing a book about the War on Christmas because apparently of all the things she cannot quit, 2005 is not one of them.
With that said, the book will likely fly off the shelves with its inclusion of not only festive recipes, but practical "legalese" aimed at helping those who want to "protect the spirit of Christmas."
You can rest assured that the half-wit-half-governor's latest masterpiece won't send the rubes who purchase it scurrying to the dictionary in order to comprehend her pearls of wisdom.
Rising Hegemon
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The day can't come soon enough when most people will ask, "Sarah who?" at the mention of her name.
And I'm sure her latest tome has been scheduled for release just in time for... the Christmas buying season.
You'd think an all knowing all powerful being could protect his own damn holiday. They sure don't make gods like they used to.
You'd think an all knowing all powerful being could protect his own damn holiday.
Santa Claus seems to be doing just fine at that.
You can rest assured that the half-wit-half-governor's latest masterpiece won't send the rubes who purchase it scurrying to the dictionary in order to comprehend her pearls of wisdom.
except the rite can't see it is not liberal but santa they must defeat. they must make war on the malls AND CRAPITALISM WHICH IS THEIR GOLDEN CALF.
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