Tuesday, March 04, 2014

And at the moment

We are the most intelligent species (here's the pertinent and ironic kicker)...that we know of.
Teen Explains Why He Had Sex With A Hot Pocket

Please alert Jim Gaffigan.


kingweasil said...

probably safer than eating it.

Abu Scooter said...

I don't know what hurts worse, the stupid or the imagery. Ewww.

pansypoo said...

humans really need to go back into the food chain.

Montag said...

Who knew that "Idiocracy" was actually prophecy?

Athenawise said...

Ham and cheese Hot Pocket? Amateur. Every good Hot Pocketer knows the best sex is pepperoni.

StonyPillow said...

Two weeks ago Nestlé USA recalled Hot Pockets for including beef that was "unsound, unwholesome or otherwise are unfit for human food and must be removed from commerce".

Little did they know how unsound and unwholesome the Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets became.

Here's the interview:


And since you were wondering, this guy works full time at a restaurant in New Hampshire. Or at least he did yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Goin bareback on hot pocket, it's what's for dinner.