Rising Hegemon
The jury in the trial of a British publicist accused of sexual assault had to be dismissed from the courtroom today after they couldn't stop laughing about testimony concerning the defendant's two-and-a-half inch penis.
Ha, ha!
So funny, the guy only committed at least seven sexual assaults...
Not so funny now, is it?
3 comments:
a penis is a penis. ;its not the size of the organ, but how its played' (color me macho),
I am on jury duty this week. I know a 2 inch penis would cause laughter in the jury box. That would not have caused us to let the trial get out of hand but we would have laughed. God knows we laughed our asses off about the guy we convicted, he was an idiot.
Seven sexual assaults, sure, but it only felt like 3 and a half.
Seriously, though, I hope justice is served.
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