BUT BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO END CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT BY KILLING BILLIONS OF PEOPLE!!!!
Speaking of which...nice that they imported a couple of dudes from "War & Peace, on Ice" to stand witness.
(l to r: Bond Villain, Henchman, Bond Villain, Bambi, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Thumper, Most Interesting Bond Villain in the World)
"Dance, Sugarplum Faeries, Dance!"
(Photograph: Maxim Shematov/Reuters)