Monday, October 24, 2005

Colon Tightening...

Let's see in three years, FoxNews will offer me a contract for...

But on this the eve of the figurative end of the Bush Presidency, let's have a bit of a flashback on what was foreseen by Asstrodamus last year:

June 2005 2009, What will they be Doing?

Public Relations, Virgin Atlantic.

Laurie Mylroie's Cabana Boy.

Laundry Detail, Leavenworth, KS.

Appearances for new book, "Fundamentalist Biker Chicks in Heat"

Vice President:Internet Security, Microsoft Corporation.

Waterboarding neighborhood kids who won't get off his lawn.

Monitoring E-Mail, Clear Channel, Inc.

Apologizing for something.

Last Seen in the Misty Mountains.

Being, Left Behind.

Undisclosed Location, naturally.

Coloring in Finishing Up "Prezinidential Pamphlet Memoirs"

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