Friday, May 18, 2007

"Ah'm in favor of this bill on amnesty"

"Especially when Skeletor here told me about Salma Hayek."

Jason Reed/Reuters

I can only imagine (for I shall only imagine as opposed to actually view) what Lou Dobbs was like last night.

5 Mexicans, I'd Go "South of the Border" with, by Lou Dobbs

1. Salma Hayek -- I'd "I" her "9".

2. Eva Mendez -- A hispanic Gina Gerschon, without the pesky underbite.

3. Jennifer Lopez -- I'd wet her back.

4. Penelope Cruz -- What? She's spanish? Say, I don't like Mexicans, what do you want from me?

5. Dirty Sanchez

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