Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Vanessa Williams' Yorkie is Missing!

It's summer and this year, coyotes are the new sharks:
The pet Yorkie belonging to actress-singer Vanessa Williams is missing. Enzo disappeared from her Chappaqua yard Monday, becoming the second pooch of a high-profile owner to go missing from northern Westchester since Mother's Day.

While Williams raised concerns that there's some sort of dognapping ring, Mount Pleasant Police Chief Louis Alagno suggested another theory: Coyotes are snatching the bite-size pets.
Every time I turn on local news radio (WCBS 880 in NYC) there's another damned "Coyotes Attack!" story. From tony Chappaqua1 to nice New Brunswick, coyotes are chomping Yorkies and Chihuahuas.

Look, I like little dogs as much as the next jailbird heiress (well, sort of), but I think the news should just can it with the wild-dog-bites-dog stories. After all, there is a much worse fate that could befall these pooches: they could fall into the clutches of that Graspy Little Tiara-Loving First Lady Wanna-be, Judy Nathan.

1Chappaqua is the home of the Clintons! I wonder if Hillary and her damned ambition are involved in this plot to destroy small dogs and the families who love them?

1 comment:

Kim Welborn said...

The picture you have posted belongs to me. You don't have permission to use it. Please remove it! This is my doG Ginger!!!