Friday Miscellaneous Lifeform Blogging

Well, there really is only one choice today. Years of clammering for more suburban houses of the same design and hue; a desire for Megamalls; and Krispy Kremes; and the parking lots they all require are knocking off our planet's wetlands. It is reported that there is a substantial danger that we are seeing the extinction of the world's amphibians.

Soon, we will have to replace the "Frog Prince" with the "Cockroach Prince", or has Karl Rove already taken care of that?

A salamander will only be a style of vibrator shaking inside of Bill O'Reilly's rectum, or will that then be known as "Mr. Toads' Wild Ride?"

So today's Miscellaneous Lifeform is an example of this most endangered class.


The Tiger Salamander.

Fair thee well, little damp dudes.