I'm the 1,000,000th Liberal Blogger to touch on this

give or take 990,000. I also touched upon it in the picture captions below.

However, the incredible flailing of Lynne & Dick Cheney and their faux outrage over John Kerry having the temerity to compliment their daughter is the very pinnacle of their life of sin & douchebaggery!!

As Hesiod noted, where the fuck was Lynne Cheney when Alan Keyes called her daughter a "selfish hedonist"?

No-fucking-where!

Why, when the rest of their children and extended relations were down upon the stage after Dick's 30 minute bloviation at the Republican National Convention were Mary and her lover confined to the goddamned rafters?

I'll tell you why, so they didn't have a bunch of born-again yahoo's booing their daughter and casting a pall over mindless cheering and balloon abuse. In other words, "we cannot have our gay daughter and her S.O. reflect badly upon our moment in the sun."

Hypocrisy? YOU FUCKIN' BET!!

And where were Dick & Lynne Cheney when the the House GOP and their empty vessel, George "Chance Gardner" Bush, were doing everything they could to exploit gays for the sake of kissing fundy-ass by amending the constitution to stick it to who they, in private momemts, call "faggots"?

Not in fucking sight, that is for sure.

So, Lynne & Dick, spare me that unctuous bullshit, the bilious venom that spews from your "Phyllis Schaffly Mouth" and your "Smirking Piehole" respectively every hour of every fucking day. Spare me your claims of John Kerry using your GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY daughter. How about you stop acting like Mary has some sort of illness, or that she is an embarassment to your "will-to-power" aspirations?

In summary....

FUCK YOU!