Some People Just Can't Get Enough Christ

Here we go with more over-reaching based on the "election results" showing that Gee-zuss won the presidential election last month.

Emboldened by their Election Day successes, some Christian conservatives around the country are trying to put more Christ into Christmas this season.

In Terrebonne Parish, La., an organization is petitioning to add "Merry Christmas" to the red-lighted "Season's Greetings" sign on the main government building and is selling yard signs that read, "We believe in God. Merry Christmas." And a Raleigh, N.C., church recently paid $7,600 for a full-page newspaper ad urging Christians to spend their money only with merchants who include the greeting "Merry Christmas" in ads and displays.

"There is a revival taking place in our nation that is causing Christian and right-minded people to say, `Wait a minute. We've gone too far,'" says the Rev. Patrick Wooden Sr., pastor of the Raleigh church. "We're not going to allow the country to continue this downward spiral to the left."

Yep, old Gee-zuss has it pretty tough these days.

"I think it is part of a growing movement of people with more traditional values, which make up the majority of people in this country, saying enough is enough," says Greg Scott, a spokesman for the Arizona-based Alliance Defense Fund.

Nothing like over-reaching is there? Gee-zuss is good; everybody should want more of him. And if it offends you Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Agnostics, Atheists, well I guess, well, you can go fuck yourselves because this is a Christian nation founded by men who loved Gee-zuss. So if you don't like it, with a tip 'o the cap to Mr. Falafel, you can leave .