Attaturk's tortured analogy of the Weekend.

There is one obvious problem I've always had with Narnia, other than the fact it has always seemed a rather ham-handed and simplistic allegory, compared to my preferred read of Lewis's friend Tolkien.

I've had Turkish Delight and if you love that crap enough to down it like it is going out of style you pretty much are on the road to being a serial killer already. Children that like Turkish Delight are like the kids that are big on pre-teen taxidermy. Sure, some of them are just doing it for the County Fair, but the rest of 'em like keeping the trophies from their kills just a little too much.